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11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground,
You'll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses,
They are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer...
What I can't stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts:
the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech,
Why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind,
Are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush,
Leave work at noon!
20. If you can't convince them,
Confuse them.
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